Uptown Funk Parody By OpenSUSE Linux team

I recently came across an interesting OpenSUSE Linux video called – “Uptime Funk” music video (parody of Uptown Funk) from SUSECon 2015 in Amsterdam. This is a must watch video.

[youtube height=”HEIGHT” width=”WIDTH”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbABy9ul11I[/youtube]

Lyrics:

This bit

Uncontrolled

A bad bug,

Make my system fold

This bug, in the kernel

My kernel

My uptime ceases

Freakin’, Spazzin’

My manager’s mad, it ain’t pretty

I need caffeine, a big screen

Gotta fix this server in a jiffy

It’s too hot (hot patch)

Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman

It’s too hot (hot patch)

Make a Sys Admin retire man

It’s too hot (hot patch)

Holy cow, am I in a jam

It’s too hot (hot patch)

Tellin’ ya now it ain’t that funny

Server’s down

Live patching hallelujah (whoo)

Live patching hallelujah (whoo)

Live patching hallelujah (whoo)

‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya

‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya

‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya

Saturday night and servers alright

Don’t reboot it just patch (come on)

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Hey, hey, hey, oh

Halt

Don’t reboot, init

Found a fix, grab code from git

Make a build, passed the tests

Julio! Make a patch!

Ride to Provo, Nuremberg, Newbury in the UK

We got Linux, and there’s no doubt

Gonna fix that server in a jiffy

I’m all green (hot patch)

Called a Penguin and Chameleon

I’m all green (hot patch)

Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman

It’s too hot (hot patch)

Yo, say my name you know who I am

It’s too hot (hot patch)

I ain’t no simple code monkey

Nuthin’s down

Live patching hallelujah (whoo)

Live patching hallelujah (whoo)

Live patching hallelujah (whoo)

‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya

‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya

‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya

Saturday night and servers alright

Don’t reboot it just patch (come on)

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Before we leave

Imma tell y’all a lil something

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

I said Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

Come on, patch

Get on it

If you stable then flaunt it

If you online then own it

Don’t text about it, come show me

Come on, patch

Get on it

If you stable then flaunt it

Well it’s Saturday night and the servers alright

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Don’t reboot it just patch

Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

(say whaa?!)

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

(say whaa?!)

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

(say whaa?!)

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up

(say whaa?!)

Uptime Funk you up

 
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